
If it weren’t for movies, I’d never have found out about books. Thanks for everything, The Great Gatsby: The Book: The Movie: The Book!

‘WHOA how are your shoes NOT soaked?’ ‘Mind your own bees wax’
People didn’t know this?NO
WE DIDN’T
Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere.
Think about how many books don’t exist yet.
(via everythingcanadian)

SCIENCE!
ITS A DEMON BEING BORN FROM THE PITS OF HELL
You did it. Human Transmutation
(Source: laissesaigner, via beautifultwistedsimplicity)
*coughs and clears throat* hello pal…uhh…*looks down at my notes* i am in a mutual follow with you and uhh… *squints down at my queue cards* um… *starts sweating* i would like to be the real friends with you.,.. wait no that not right *hands start shaking* shhhittt i said it wrong oh uh.,.. fUCK *crumples my cards and makes a mad dash for the door*
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